Happy Birthday To Myself

Hey its my fucking Birthday, Wear a party hat and blow candles off my fucking cake, I am So happy ! And I am fucking lying about that.

Sucks,I still gotta get up at 6 am this morning and wait for the fucking bus to get to work.Now here I am at 10:51 stuck with paper work, Not the exact perfect picture for a Happy Birth DAY huh…I thought everyone's world evolves around mine today.Oh Fudge , i am turning into a boring working class hero.

Thanks to Facebook reminder , wall has been spammed with wishes.Can u believe I am actually counting and remembering those who wished me this year and all those who did not , I’m so gonna delete them from my friend list tomorrow haha I am joking.

Can I write my bank account no in my status or Twitter so people can bank in money for me? I don’t want wishes or presents, I want hard cold cash!

Ok that is a lame joke as well

Fine i'll just wear a big smile and sit and wait for miracles to happen

 Wishes

1. A truck load of shoes has just been delivered to my house 
2. Parcel containing Diana F & Holga in my post box.
3. Everything in Forever 21 Is just RM10
4. A full scholarship for degree from a famous Art School
5. Emirates called and beg me to join their Airlines
6. Woke up the next day with 36D,25, 34 body measurement
7. Ticket to Paris
8. I could I afford my own car , and a nice apartment before I turn 25
9. He would at least fucking remember my fucking birthday
   ( ITS ON FACEBOOK)
10. ALL MY WISHES could come true 

My Humble Wishlist of the things i WANT ! 

If all of the above are not gonna happen, then Birthdays are just reminders that you’re old, accept the fact and be grateful you are not dead ..YET

♫ Of the Moment : Arcade Fire - Wake Up

Hey its my fucking Birthday, Wear a party hat and blow candles off my fucking cake, I am So happy ! And I am fucking lying about that.

Sucks,I still gotta get up at 6 am this morning and wait for the fucking bus to get to work.Now here I am at 10:51 stuck with paper work, Not the exact perfect picture for a Happy Birth DAY huh…I thought everyone's world evolves around mine today.Oh Fudge , i am turning into a boring working class hero.

Thanks to Facebook reminder , wall has been spammed with wishes.Can u believe I am actually counting and remembering those who wished me this year and all those who did not , I’m so gonna delete them from my friend list tomorrow haha I am joking.

Can I write my bank account no in my status or Twitter so people can bank in money for me? I don’t want wishes or presents, I want hard cold cash!

Ok that is a lame joke as well

Fine i'll just wear a big smile and sit and wait for miracles to happen

 Wishes

1. A truck load of shoes has just been delivered to my house 
2. Parcel containing Diana F & Holga in my post box.
3. Everything in Forever 21 Is just RM10
4. A full scholarship for degree from a famous Art School
5. Emirates called and beg me to join their Airlines
6. Woke up the next day with 36D,25, 34 body measurement
7. Ticket to Paris
8. I could I afford my own car , and a nice apartment before I turn 25
9. He would at least fucking remember my fucking birthday
   ( ITS ON FACEBOOK)
10. ALL MY WISHES could come true 

My Humble Wishlist of the things i WANT ! 

If all of the above are not gonna happen, then Birthdays are just reminders that you’re old, accept the fact and be grateful you are not dead ..YET

♫ Of the Moment : Arcade Fire - Wake Up