Thursday, 27 August 2009
Wednesday, 26 August 2009
My friends says im an Alcoholic and i should stop smoking that much..ITS BAD FOR ME
But u see...
Each time i ordered beer i feel miserable, should i think about my health? ..
Then i think about the people who made beer , and all its worker behind the brewery with their hopes and dreams! ...Poor guys , they put so much hard work and effort in it..And same goes to people who made tobacco..If i dont drink this beer, i feel sorry for them..What if every single drinker and smoker quits? What will happen to all these lads? They will end up jobless and broke..
Then i said to myself , I Shall not be selfish,, This world is not about me.So i say fuck it, I'll just forget bout my lungs and liver and lets drink it up and fag as much as i want..In that way im happy and they are happy..Hey i just did a good deed by making myself satisfied and helping those lads saving their jobs and LIFE
U get my point ?
If you dont then please buy yourself some Sense of Humor
♫ of the moment : Alphabeat-What is Happening
Tuesday, 25 August 2009
Some idiot actually commented on a candid fugly photo which my bestie tagged me in Facebook...
She's like-'OH finally this is the Jasmine that i know cause previously your profile photos don't look like you at all '
FUNNY , the last time i've checked you're just a nobody back in junior high school..But Oh Kay i'm not gonna be so mean and show you my beautiful claws..
The thing is u haven't seen me in 8 years..How the hell are u gonna assume that i still look like the 15 year old me who knows nothing about make up or fashion ( but i must admit i look Ugly Betty back then , ) But hey i still have alot of friends ! And you just had your bunch of ugly geek friend
Im like totally..DUHHHHH...please think before u speak...
Plus why are u so jealous ? People changed , you changed too ..Judging from your new photos that you've just uploaded in Facebook, I Would really love to comment
''OH u look fucking great girl ! finally u paint your face with some colours,Cause u look like you're seriously ill back in school...well you know..your pale face and you dont have much to say right..cause you're just a wallpaper which nobody knows''
By the way is that your boyfriend or you dad? OH...so i heard he's a photographer right??? Whats his name again?? Oh MR AND MISS NOBODY..you guys are a perfect match ! How COOOOL is that ..
But im not as shallow as you..so i'll just let you be :)
♫ of the moment : Lykke Li - I Dont Mind
Friday, 21 August 2009
You cursed and swear and point your middle finger when u had that feeling of your head battling with your heart, and suddenly everything in this fucking world makes no sense..You swore its not gonna happen..u try to run and hide..then out of all the people who walk in and out in your life..You see the one and only face that can tear all your logic apart
That's when u realize...
♫ of the moment : Girl in a Coma - Ven Cerca ( on repeat like madness )
Wednesday, 19 August 2009
BUT the issue i wanna write is about face mask ..yea the stupid 'MASKED RIDER' trend
Last weekend while out in Midvalley Megamall , i noticed
70% of the shoppers there are wearing face masks..its like shopping in wonderland..Cause everywhere i turn there's 'Ninjas , Power Rangers and Masked riders !
1st - If you're so afraid of the virus then STAY AT HOME
Cause you guys look so stupid in it..and some went out in groups..and its like so hilarious cause you think its cool huh ?
Secondly- Why bother to make the line in the cashier longer? ( STAY AT HOME )
Please Stay at home la pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee....SO scared then dont come out! STAY AT HOME
♫ of the moment : Get set go- I hate everyone
Friday, 14 August 2009
It really gets to my nerves when i see 'retarded' people who don't act their age..People like this skipped and hopped around instead of walking..then they talked like a bloody cartoon character which i wish i could just punch them right in their ugly faces !
They talk like a 12 years old and most of their conversations are nothing but nonsense..Not forgetting they're also KIASU , posting crap in Facebook...
DUH, takut orang tak tau whats goin on in your lame life izit ? Lifeless but wana act like you're so cool , bubbly and fun...
Why dont every u post up or shout out loud to the world everytime u farted or shitted in your pants? People are intrested you know..Since you're so BLOODY CUTE ...
If people like you are naturally cute then im fine with it..But please dont act like one when you're not.It makes you look plain dumb...
But dont worry people who are equally as dumb as you will like you just the way you are..
So all of u dumb people can move to LOSERVILLE and live your bright sun shiny pathetic lives there ! Maybe there u can find houses made of gingerbread , rainbows right behind your pretty garden and people there dont have to be smart and it doesnt matter if they dont have brains ..
wait wait..you think im talking about you or your friend? Opppsss....did i just offended you ? My bad , can u make me care ?
Au revoir !
Wednesday, 12 August 2009
This is a part of it
I say : I hate Mondays , I wish your God could just erase it
♫ of the moment : Lykke Li - Little Bit
Monday, 10 August 2009
All that I know
Just because we are
Friendship we hold
Yeah, we controlled the way
I’m too scared to say
Within my heart
I wished that I could feel you
To be with with you
The secret I hold
Noone will ever know
I’m thinking of you
Friendship we hold
Yeah, we’ll control the way
I’m too scared to say
Cos you don’t know
I wished that I
Could tell you
I really do
…only to myself
Wednesday, 5 August 2009
So due to the lousy Deejay ( typical keling who think he's so hot ) ..he cant get enough sluts to come up to and shake their tiny boobs on the stage..If not mistaken 2 girls from the house went up..and one of them are ( THE CINA GIRL ABOVE ).. Our table were just right in front of the stage so just imagine how good the bloody view was..So she went up..( shorty, tiny boobs) and shake her stupid ass and then tries to act kinky by pulling her ultra mini beach skirt off...WELL THE SKIRT WENT OFF ALONG WITH HER BIKINI BOTTOM ...woooo hooooo
It was the most freakingly hilarious shit i've ever eye witness in a club ! Everyone is like laughing, mocking fun and of course the guys are cheering with excitement.. It was such a scene..and she had to squat down to cover her ass and pussy and fix her the string on her bottom..In a snap the lights went off and i think some people went up to help her..Arghh Just imagine the humiliation..Was it even worth it?
I was laughing all the way...Girls..tsk..Must we do this to ourselves sister? Is that unwanted attention more important than our pride and dignity?
♫ of the moment : Dream a little dream of me - Mamas & Papas